Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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