Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Please, let me fuck your mom
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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