Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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