i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can text with my tongue
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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