Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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