Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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