This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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