she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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