god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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