How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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