and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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