Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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