WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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