Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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