she woke up with a sticky ear
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize