Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
