Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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