spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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