Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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