She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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