Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We left the knife in your bed.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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