Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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