How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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