I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i think im in europe. pls send help
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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