My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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