guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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