windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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