hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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