White coat. Heels.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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