think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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