Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ugly people sure do ruin things
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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