Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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