Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
