We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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