All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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