we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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