I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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