oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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