Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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