so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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