He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
