So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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