a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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