I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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