I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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