so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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