No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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