Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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