I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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