I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just high enough for therapy.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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