I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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