everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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