WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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