we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i came on her dog
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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