u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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