don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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