I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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